Monday, April 5, 2010

Nickelback is bad for your brain.

I have created a small list (13) of bands that should automatically stop their tour-buses and give up music forever.

Here they are in no particular order of hatred:
1. Nickelback
2. Trapt
3. Seether
4. Breaking Benjamin
5. 3 Doors Down (and many other bands with numbers in their name).
6. Nickelback
7. Def Leppard
8. Green Day (should have probably given up after Dookie).
9. Nickelback
10. Creed
11. Poison
12. Korn
13. Slipknot

Nickelback is most certainly the least talented of these bands, with number's two through 6 coming in close behind. I have never turned on the radio and said, "wow these bands really have their shit together." Normally I turn on the radio and wretch in horror as these bands accumulate gigantic wealth and power due to the overzealous engineers creating the music and having little monkey-bitch studio musicians play the parts.

All of these bands can suck it, but Nickelback...they truly make me sick to my stomach.


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